The Occasional Joke


Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.


Monday, January 7, 2008

Quick Update

Well, here it is January and things are just -- well, dreadful. I still feel like hell, plus poor Linda has a bad cold. I don't even have anything wise-ass to say. But if you don't hear from us for a bit, assume we're resting and being slug-like.

I'm going to try to answer some of the individual mail I've gotten in the next hour or so, but if I don't get to you, don't be offended. Even typing takes energy ...