Too bad we're not having a constitutional convention

We could have enshrined this precious right in the new version.

When I was in high school, a friend and I made an 8mm film as a class project.  It involved driving around the MSU campus and inviting people to give us the finger.   Kind of like the old "Show us your Lark pack!" cigarette ads.  I don't think we actually turned it in for a grade.