The Occasional Joke


Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.


Sunday, March 22, 2009

One down ...

Bello Vino no more.

Surrealism hits restaurant reviews

Francois Simon writes, "...the burata (cow’s milk mozzarella) that will know your socks off ..."

Reminds me of a time, back when I used to have some control over an ad budget, when a hopeful agency rep finished up a sales pitch with the assurance that, "and, of course, we'll just service the heck out of you."