- Mother country: way, way out in the boondocks, as in "Man, we're in one mother of a country now".
- Boondocks: New Jersey.
- Truck: (noun) a lorry; a large self-propelled wheeled vehicle used in the US to break up pavement. (verb) a silly walk.
- Pickup truck: a unit of measure equal to four sedans or nine buggers. Also a kind of motor vehicle owned by 99% of the US population.
- Pickup basketball: a game played with an inflated ball, a parking lot, and pickup trucks.
- Professional basketball: the last refuge of the scoundrel.
- Bugger: a two-wheeled cart, intended to be drawn behind a bicycle.
- Bugger off: a warning to a bicycle rider that his bugger has come loose.
- Bugger you: An invitation to a ride in a bugger.
- Sod off: As above, a warning to a landscape artisan that he has lost a quantity of grass and topsoil off the back of his truck.
- Canada (US spelling: Canadia): A large North American country, characterized by snow and low self-esteem.
- Ballocks: (noun) a) a neutered bull; b) an American actress. (verb) you don't want to know.
- Bite me (US spelling: byte): a request for additional digital storage.
- English: (noun) An Indo-European-derived language spoken in several underdeveloped nations. (adj) What the Queen is, as in "Don't you know the Queen's English?" "So's the King!"(1)
- Castors up: broken, out of service; a reference to large devices such as tape drives, mainframes, and hybrid automobiles; such devices frequently have small, steerable wheels on the bottom. "My Prius went castors up."
- Ford: (verb) to cross a stream or river by wading; (noun) a crack-smoking Mayor of a large city.
- Minton: a common name for a pet; "Bad Minton! No biscuit!"
(1) The author is aware that there have been periods of British history during which there was a Queen but no King; further, he is aware of times in which the Queen was English and the King wasn't, viz., William of Orange, the Hanoverians, Lars the Norwegian, Joe the plumber, etc. Byte me.