Pick your favorite war

As part of a massive, grant-funded sociology experiment, Wood-Charles is conducting a survey on which of the several wars the US is waging now are of greatest concern to you, the innocent reader.  Please choose from the following:

• The war in Afghanistan
• The war in Iraq (yes, it's still going on)
• The war in Iran (to be called "Operation Oh Shut Up, You Idiot!")
• The war on drugs (one of my favorites)
• The war on illegal immigration
• The war on poverty (lost long ago but still running)
• The war on Christmas
• The war on Julian Assange (Operation Oh shut up II)
• The war on Somali Pirates (Operation Arrrgh!)
• The war on Kanye West (Operation We're-a not gonna let you finish)
• The war on infrastructure (Operation StadiumBridge)
• The war on obesity (Operation Porcoff)
• The war in Venezuela (Operation Wot-a-wankah)
• The war on feral pigs (Operation oink-a-wee!)
  

Please select no more than three (or if you suggest others, limit your total to three or fewer,) since the US military is a bit busy right now.