The Occasional Joke


Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.


Sunday, May 11, 2008

This is as creative as I get, these days


Anglo-Franco-Italian Fettucine in Cheddar Sauce with Peas and Escargot
Date 2008 05 11

Copyright 2008 Culinary Intelligence, Inc.

Serves 2

Ingredients

  • 1 recipe fresh pasta, cut to fettuccine
  • 1/2 cup fresh English peas
  • 1/2 pint heavy cream
  • 1/4 cup whole milk
  • 1/4 cup English-style cheddar, grated
  • 1/8 cup reggiano, grated
  • 1 garlic clove, peeled and halved
  • 1/2 TSP beef stock concentrate
  • 12 large escargot
  • salt and pepper, butter and olive oil


Preparation
Shell the peas. Make, rest, roll, and cut the pasta.

Firing
Bring a large pot of water to a boil, for the pasta.

Add milk, cream, garlic, and beef stock to a large sauce pan, over low heat. Cook for 20 minutes, making sure it doesn’t boil.

In another sauce pan, boil the peas in well-salted water for 8 to 10 minutes. Set aside.

In a small sauté pan, heat olive oil and butter; sauté the escargot (I assume you’re using canned, cooked snails) until warmed through.

A few minutes before serving, add the pasta to its stock pot. Add the grated cheese to the sauce, stir and allow to melt; adjust seasoning with salt and pepper. Discard the garlic, drain the pasta, and combine with sauce and peas. Garnish with the escargot.

Notes
Omit the snails if you prefer – small clams or shrimp would be an acceptable substitute.

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