The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Another Euphemism

The current issue of the Kermit Lynch Wine Merchants newsletter includes an article titled "MEDITERRANEAN BARBECUE REDS." Italian outdoor pinkos? Spanish paella partisans? Lebanese lamb chop liberals?
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