I scarcely know how to react

Rod Blagojevich's hair is back in the news. Turns out, as his long-time barber spills his guts to Federal Investigators cheap, sensation-seeking journalistic hacks, the mop is a die job and will quickly turn gray in prison. Seems hair die is not available to inmates, since (one assumes) they could make illicit alcoholic beverages out of it use it to disguise themselves.