In an independent poll conducted by the Wood-Charles News Service, Wood-Charles Founder, financial genius, political expert, and Certified Scrum Master J. Francis McLuggage is likely to win tomorrow's election by a margin of 70+ percentage points. Both the Romney and Obama campaigns conceded defeat, and Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann were arrested outside a Reno, Nevada saloon, duking it out over who would have McLuggage's baby.
At a mass rally, McLuggage told an audience of over 32 million screaming, heavily armed supporters that the announcement was "totally accurate, to the extent that polls are capable of being totally accurate," and fiercely denied that it was just a ploy to see how many page views his blog would generate by carefully tagging this message with election-related keywords.
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Monday, November 5, 2012
Friday, August 3, 2012
And speaking of city council
Here is the list of people running in the upcoming primary who will, they claim, not automatically support everything the Mayor proposes. They're all Democrats, nominally, so voting for or against them in the primary is crucial; whoever gets on the ballot will win.
| Name | Ward | Notes |
| Sumi Kailasapathy | 1 | Running 2012 - anti Hieftje |
| Vivienne Armentrout | 5 | Running 2012 - anti Hieftje |
| Sally Hart Petersen | 2 | Running 2012 - anti Hieftje |
| Jack Eaton | 4 | Running 2012 - anti Hieftje |
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