The Occasional Joke


Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.


Sunday, June 8, 2008

Recent Reading

(Updated 2008 06 15)
Once again, on the assumption that anyone gives a damn, here are some things from the recent reading list:

  • War At Sea in the Ironclad Age, by Richard Hill. A nice little paperback survey of the transitional era of naval architecture (roughly 1860 to 1905), when countries were still working out the best uses of armor and steam. Although I don't actually know any steampunks, I would think this book would be a must read for them. (Ever wonder what a Scotch Boiler is? You'll find pictures and explanations here.) Odd, 3-D maps of various obscure naval battles, too, like Lissa, the Yellow Sea, and the bombardment of Sveaborg.
  • Counselor: a life at the edge of history, by Ted Sorensen. Sorensen was "Kennedy's speech writer," as virtually all descriptions of him begin, but he was much more, essentially an intellectual troubleshooter for JFK. If you're a fan of the 50's and 60's, as I am, you may want to give this a shot, despite the occasionally self-justifying passages.
  • My Battle of Algiers: a memoir, by Ted Morgan. Morgan is the author formerly known as Sanche de Gramont, a name he changed in the process of severing his connections with his native France and generally well-born origins. Another 50's book, complementary to St. Michael and the dragon; Memoirs of a paratrooper, by Pierre Leulliette, unfortunately out of print.
  • Wars of National Liberation, by Daniel Moran. One of the John Keegan-edited Smithsonian History of Warfare series. Moran writes like an historian, unfortunately, with the last chapter (on recent insurgencies and their like) being especially weedy -- almost as though he was trying not to take any very recognizable position, since we don't know who's going to "win" yet, in places like Afghanistan, Chechnya, et al. But on the earlier conflicts, including Algeria, Indochina, and Africa, it's at least a useful survey. Nice maps, too.

Upcoming reading (as in, books I'm about to start)

  • An Edge in the Kitchen, by Chad Ward. A big, beautifully researched book on cutlery. If you cook, you need to know this stuff.
  • Literary Feasts, edited by Sean Brand. A collection of meals from literature, sent by my son and daughter-in-law for Father's day. Looks great.

Another Euphemism

The current issue of the Kermit Lynch Wine Merchants newsletter includes an article titled "MEDITERRANEAN BARBECUE REDS." Italian outdoor pinkos? Spanish paella partisans? Lebanese lamb chop liberals?

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Market Day


It's Saturday morning in America, to paraphrase the Great Communicator.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Kamper Van Season is Back With Us


Another successful transaction in the wilds of Pinckney.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

What do you want to be?

The last page essay in today's NYT book review is a letter from Beijing from an English teacher, Mike Meyer. It describes the government's frantic efforts to get large numbers of their citizens English-fluent by the time of the Olympics. Strongly recommended reading, including this charming bit:

"... when I asked my students about their [career] aspirations, the first boy yelled, 'When I grow up, I want to be a foreigner!'"

Friday, May 16, 2008

Thinking about rocks

Drove by a semi today, out on the highway, with the following (and only) info on the trailer:

"Rock Leasing"

Now, I knew times were getting hard, but I thought most people could still afford to buy outright.

Made me think, though, about other stone-age businesses we could start:

Chock full 'o chert
Good Schist, Inc.
We gypsum (law offices)
House of Pumice
Alluvial fan clubs

Whataya think? Got more ideas?

Old stuff

Here are few tidbits that have been knocking around on my Palm for a while, without becoming anything really unified. Take 'em as they lie.

Overheard in various parts of the world:
"We don't even have it hardly like we used to."
"low-flying fruit"
"She has the brain of a doughnut..."
"... And it's two o'clock in the morning, and I'm going, 'I don't even know what an algorithm is! ... I bought $500 worth of books, and they're all black and white pages, full of words and numbers ..." Graphic artist, overheard describing her one try at programming.
"I'll make you a leader if I have to kick your butt all over this church building!"


Like Car Talk, here are some members of our staff:
Our Vietnamese - German - Afghan media critic: Hau Bohring Izzat
Our Mid-east anonymous restaurant reviewer Hassan al Reddy bin Deir
Out folk music expert, Fayaid Al' hammer
Our Pho chef, Breakfast Nguk
Our Sarbanes-Oxley compliance team is five guys named Donald: Don Aske, Don Telle, Don Geaudare, Don-Luke Tooclosely, and Don Wannaknow, with our deminutive French compliance officer, "Standards" Toulouse.
Our Portugese chef: Luca Howbeautiful
Our Recall coordinator: Dayall Doodat
Our Carburator technician: Norma-Lee Aspirated
Our Hot tub installer: Jacques Kuzzie

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Listen, it ain't easy ...

Tossing bits of crispy cod leftovers to a dog while filming.