I know you're as crushed as I am

Thad McCotter has resigned for reasons of cluelessness, a first for incompetent politicians, whose reasons for bailing out are usually picked from a short list:

• Having been indicted for something (or actually convicted, in extreme cases)
  
• To spend more time with their families
  
• To spend less time with their families
  
• "Health"
  
• The voices in their heads told them to