The Occasional Joke


Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.


Showing posts with label 2012 election. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2012 election. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

The Score

Gleaned from this morning's news. Not a bad set of outcomes, all in all. Unfortunate about the Emergency Manager law, but maybe the legislature will pass a new, more idiot-proof version now.
TopicOutcomePos/Neg
National Elections
Presidential ElectionDemocrat: Obama Positive
15th Congressional DistrictDemocrat: Dingell Positive
US SenatorDemocrat; Stabenow Positive
State and Local Elections
53rd District MIDemocrat: Driskell Positive
52nd District MIDemocrat: Irwin Positive
Ann Arbor MayorDemocrat: Hieftje Positive
State Supreme Court JusticesBridget McCormack
Stephen Markman
Brian Zahra
Positive
Negative
Negative
State and Local Proposals
Prop 1: Emergency Manager LawFailed Negative
Prop 2: Prevent Anti-Union LegislationFailed Negative
Prop 3: Renewable Energy StandardFailed Positive
Prop 4: Home Health Care UnionFailed Positive
Prop 5: Tax Increase SupermajorityFailed Positive
Prop 6: Bridge and Tunnel MeasureFailed Positive
Prop: C Ann Arbor Library ReconstructionFailed Positive
Prop: B Ann Arbor Public Art FundingFailed Negative
Prop: A Ann Arbor Parks MillagePassed Positive
Note that the Mayor staved off a challenge from an independent candidate, Albert Howard, narrowly defeating him by a margin of only 30,000 or so votes.


Update: 2012 11 07: Romney can at least claim that he swept the looney vote. Donald Trump, Ted Nugent, and the guy they just arrested for apparently being the I-96 Freeway Shooter were all big fans of the Mittster, and they all exhibited psychopathia twitteralus.  Congratulations to the GOP for having so accurately targeted its core supporters.