The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

US Navy to the rescue!

A StorageTek spokesman admitted that Carnival Cruise lines was a customer, but said that there was no clear evidence that flaming tape drives had caused the fres.

Navy helicopters flew in Spam, Pop Tarts and canned crab meat

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Russian attack hamster

Thanks to the kind folks who provide links to Dave Barry's blog, I'm able to pass along this vital piece of intel.  Do hamsters have natural predators?  What is a hamster, anyway, and why the attitude?  So many unanswered questions.