The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Reality Asserts Itself

Adobe is pulling the goddam unreliable crashprone piece of video player Flash from the mobile market. A spokesman for the American Society for Quality expressed satisfaction.