The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Somebody really should be keeping track ...

... of the people making rules in public schools. There ought to be a database for making sure you're not about to hire someone who is this insane.

Or the person behind this brilliant idea.

Or this bunch of imbeciles New York State officials.

Or this set of morons.