The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Automotive news

F. A. Porsche, the designer of the 911, is no longer with us.

But Caroll Shelby still is. Although I don't want one, I rejoice that there is such a thing as the Shelby American 1000. The benefits to society, in Darwinian terms alone, are self-evident.