The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Did you know ...

A Buddhist millionaire from Michigan is behind Five Hour Energy? If you drink this stuff, you might want to consider whether that's a particularly good idea.