The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Playing around with polenta

I said I was going to try to get somewhere with polenta this winter, and here's mark III -- cheese polenta, sliced and stuffed with a cold chicken, steak, and Lancashire mince and fried. Oh, and a duck breast with some orange sauce.

Monday, January 23, 2012

I blame Margaret Thatcher ... somehow ...

Do not, ever, under any circumstances, show up in my office for an interview, dressed like this. Just don't.

And for God's sake, see somebody about that edema around your knees! It can't be healthy!