The Occasional Joke


Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.


Thursday, December 25, 2008

I thought it was the Wall Street Journal ...

... that was acquired by Murdoch, not the New York Times. Can you say "anecdotal evidence?" I knew you could.

Again, in a sunbeam


Late Christmas morning, asleep with her present, which was quite a hit.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Happy Holidays

I was planning on writing something snide and cynical about the holidays and the economy and the polar bears and so on. But I got distracted by a dog. Pure zen in a beam of sunlight.