The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

30 days ago in New Castle, PA

 "All right, gentlemen, we got to catch this here flasher pervert."

"Right, Chief!"

"Now, my son gave me this DVD last night, something about Monthly Python or something like that.  And it gave me a idear."

"Great, Chief!"

"It entails youse guys dressing up like Amish women."

"WTF, Chief?"

Would I make up a thing like that?