The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

I hear and obey, Dear Leader

North Korea has (it is claimed -- remember the "Uncle-fed-to-dogs" rumor of a while back) mandated that all males must have the Kim Jong Un hair cut. 

Far be it from me to fight city hall.

Monday, March 24, 2014

DuChamp Rides Again

Sunday morning, sun shining, still and cold; a toilet seat abandoned at a BP station.  Political comment or simple incompetence: you decide.

By early afternoon, it was gone.  McConnell says he's going to work it into his next book, somehow. I know we'll all be looking forward to that.