The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Conchiglie rigate con salsiccia del Roberto Passero

A quick dish - our own tomatoes and basil with some breakfast sausage and shells. Onion, garlic, mace, fennel pollen. Dinner. Use babelfish on the title if you need to.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Oil doesn't have a woman's demeanor

... according to the Ruskies, anyway. If you can stand it, have a look at this PR film, posted by DangerRoom.