The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Oil doesn't have a woman's demeanor

... according to the Ruskies, anyway. If you can stand it, have a look at this PR film, posted by DangerRoom.