The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Happy Holidays

I was planning on writing something snide and cynical about the holidays and the economy and the polar bears and so on. But I got distracted by a dog. Pure zen in a beam of sunlight.

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