The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

I thought it was the Wall Street Journal ...

... that was acquired by Murdoch, not the New York Times. Can you say "anecdotal evidence?" I knew you could.

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