The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Monday, January 23, 2012

I blame Margaret Thatcher ... somehow ...

Do not, ever, under any circumstances, show up in my office for an interview, dressed like this. Just don't.

And for God's sake, see somebody about that edema around your knees! It can't be healthy!

No comments:

Post a Comment