The Occasional Joke


Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.


Sunday, April 1, 2007

Cabinet, W-house staffers Fire Bush

Karl Rove, Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales, Harriet Myers, and Vice President Dick Cheney held a joint press conference this morning to announce that they had asked President George W. Bush for his resignation. "We just thought it was time," said Rove, "kind of a first strike sort of thing."

For another April 1st take on this, see the lead story on DefenseTech.

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