The Occasional Joke


Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.


Saturday, September 15, 2007

Not the polar bears!


It's one thing to endanger a bunch of socialist animals like coral, or nasty, poisonous reptiles, or anything else that, say, Steve Irwin would have been into, but for God's sake, the polar bears?!?! Come on, can't we tax somebody into saving the polar bears? Dick Cheney, maybe, or Lou Dobbs? It's gotta be somebody's fault.

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