The Occasional Joke


Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.


Friday, May 16, 2008

Thinking about rocks

Drove by a semi today, out on the highway, with the following (and only) info on the trailer:

"Rock Leasing"

Now, I knew times were getting hard, but I thought most people could still afford to buy outright.

Made me think, though, about other stone-age businesses we could start:

Chock full 'o chert
Good Schist, Inc.
We gypsum (law offices)
House of Pumice
Alluvial fan clubs

Whataya think? Got more ideas?

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