The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

The miracle of the dogs

Miracles happen all the time, if we just look for them. For example, this weekend I entered a local store by the back way, as per usual, and passed a perfectly nice Australian shepherd dog, tethered up and waiting for his owner. I was in the store for 15 minutes or so, and when I came back out, the dog had miraculously been transformed into a black Lab.

Don't laugh. Whole religions have been based on less ...

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