The Occasional Joke


Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.


Sunday, March 22, 2009

Surrealism hits restaurant reviews

Francois Simon writes, "...the burata (cow’s milk mozzarella) that will know your socks off ..."

Reminds me of a time, back when I used to have some control over an ad budget, when a hopeful agency rep finished up a sales pitch with the assurance that, "and, of course, we'll just service the heck out of you."

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