The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Three down

In what has to be a resume' negative for him, General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner was fired by the US government. "Reason for leaving last position? ... well, um ..."

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