The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Best idea I've heard lately

Texas seceding from the Union, that is. Think how much fun it would be to serve on the border patrol, come up with the list of contraband substances and undesirable persons, and so on.

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