The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Friday, September 11, 2009

The difference between two countries

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu disappeared for a bit this week, giving rise to all kinds of rumors. He initially claimed he was visiting a secret Mossad base, then just clammed up.

Now here in America, we'd just assume he was hiking the Appalachian Trail.

Having gotten that obvious joke off my chest, here's a link to more info on the on-going, wierdly fascinating story of the mystery Russian ship.