The Occasional Joke


Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.


Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Kung Fu Kuisine!

If you have any of the following attributes:

  • A fondness for Chinee-movie-Kung-Fu (which, I admit, I do not possess)
  • Enthusiasm for what looks like really good Pac-rim food
  • Interest in do-it-yourself promotional video

Check out the Kill Soup Dumpling video on the website of Joe's Shanghai Restaurants. Inspired silliness, probably driven by threatened consumer lawsuits.

Remember, "never bite into a hot soup dumpling!"