The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Listen up, you oenophilic pukes!

If I catch so much as one of you children looking at the color of a glass of wine again, I will rip your head off and use your body for a decanter, do you read me, people?

I can't hear you!