The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Very nice, very nice indeed

If your name is Rich Whitney and you're running for something, you might want to proofread the ballot entry.

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