The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

More on Paula Deen and her peas

The Approval Matrix of the January 31st issue of New York Magazine lists "Sarcastic" reviews of Paula Deen's English Peas "recipe," right at the bottom of the Low-brow axis and just outside the Despicable quadrant

Yes! Low-brow and yet not quite despicable, that's me! Recognition at last!

(Given that I can frequently read the entire matrix for a week and not have heard of any of the things listed, this is quite a milestone in my hipness career. So bear with me.)

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