The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

A promise that cannot be kept, Attorney General or not

Whatever I did, whatever I believed in, whatever political party or radical fringe group I belonged to, I would never, never make a promise like this one. "There are never going to be any more Kwame Kilpatrick's in Michigan." What are the chances that Mr. Schuette himself has sometime, somewhere, forgotten to pay $12.95 in nanny taxes, or will have one locally-produced craft brew too many at a fundraiser? The phrase "Elliot Spitzer" would just keep ringing in my head.

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