The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Friday, July 1, 2011

The only good argument

,,, for being a vegetarian,

"I'm not a vegatarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants,"  A. Whitney Brown

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