The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

And another undergraduate at Denial State

Rick Perry, apparently forgetting which party's nomination he's trying to win, cost himself a big-bucks supporter in SC. But he doesn't think it's a big deal, any more than Newt's crew believed the VA primary fiasco was anything more than a minor Pearl Harbor.

"It's unfortunate and disappointing. But at the end of the day we are marching on," Dawson said. "It won't have any impact." (Dawson is the unfortunate person who represents Perry in SC.)

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