The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Another from the Cabela's Collection

Hats not to be worn to the bank.

You wear your stillsuit adjusted Fremen-fashion. It seemed the way.

Yes, now you can confuse helpless game animals and TSA personnel with your own Duke Leto Atreides camo headover. Perfect for those cold mornings hunting sand worms or just practicing your lines: "The water of my life for Paul."

Stern expression not included. Will not stop the slow blade. I was not here, I did not say this.

1 comment:

  1. That dude's eyes aren't blue enough. Probably an Arakeen Water-seller just trying to look tough.