The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Never too late, I guess

Newt Gingrich is said to be considering an exit from the primary race if Romney wins in Delaware. He is reported as saying, “I think we would need to take a deep look at what we are doing ...”

Why start now?

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