The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Decline and fall

The chump Apple executive responsible for the maps fiasco is being run out of town on a rail let go for, rumor has it, not so much the fiasco itself as refusing to sign the company's apology. He was the iOS chief and, again, according to rumor, is going to charged with crimes against humanity by the International Court for sullying Apple's saintly reputation.

They also booted their retail guy, too.

(2012 10 30: 10:57 AM: Note that the link above is not working right now, thanks to the Hurricane.)

And while all this goes on, Microsoft tries to excite the world with yet another version of Windows. World: huh? Who? Microwhat?

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