The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Wrist pins

No, not like this:

More like this:

I've been skeptical of alternative medicine for a long time, but this tears it. I'm not falling for those door-to-door acupuncture guys again.


  1. And I thought you'd show something like this:

    I repeat,"I hope they are keeping you in opiates!"

  2. This is, hands-down, the worst Wolverine Cosplay I've ever seen.