New and archival material from the justly infamous pre-blog era newsletter. Plus other random nonsense from J. Francis McLuggage, Kaptain Equinox, and the staff at Domaine Ste. Melange de Berger. Libenter homines id quod volunt credunt. All content Copyright by the Author except where noted.
Nurse: Patient's name?
Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus
Nurse: And his date of birth?
Centurion: 115 BC.
Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?
Centurion: Cataphract surgery.