The Occasional Joke


Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.


Tuesday, February 19, 2008

One year and counting

Today (Feb 19th) is the anniversary of our somewhat rude surprise ... "Sir, we have your MRI here, and you should go back to the hospital ... now." But a year is a year, and things (as everyone is tired of hearing me say, I'm sure) could be so much worse. I could be the guy in charge of trying to shoot down the satellite, for example. Or Musharraf's campaign manager.

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