The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Oh, come on ...

First it was flying submarines, now flying Humvees. Perhaps it's time for another round of drug screening at DARPA.

2010 10 01 - update: and let's check into what the Canadians are smoking, too, while we're at it.