Monday, December 6, 2010
Overheard in the hospital
Hospital tech: Is yo' pants off yet? We got a big problem with people comin' down here for colonoscopies with they pants still on.
Tech: What you havin' done?
Patient: A bronchoscopy.
Tech: You kin keep yo' pants on.
UM Hospital Non-invasive procedures
Factory rat: Yeah, old Fred* was a scrapper. When he was in the service, he bit the ear off a guy, you know, back before it was even popular.
Huron Gastro-enterology waiting room
Perhaps unfortunately, those were just about all the humorous utterances involved in my recent experiences.