The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Overheard in the hospital

Hospital tech: Is yo' pants off yet? We got a big problem with people comin' down here for colonoscopies with they pants still on.
Patient: What?
Tech: What you havin' done?
Patient: A bronchoscopy.
Tech: You kin keep yo' pants on.
UM Hospital Non-invasive procedures

Factory rat: Yeah, old Fred* was a scrapper. When he was in the service, he bit the ear off a guy, you know, back before it was even popular.
Huron Gastro-enterology waiting room

Perhaps unfortunately, those were just about all the humorous utterances involved in my recent experiences.

1 comment:

  1. LOL! Love the pants one! And I can just see this exasperated tech sayin' it, too!