The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Pick your favorite war

As part of a massive, grant-funded sociology experiment, Wood-Charles is conducting a survey on which of the several wars the US is waging now are of greatest concern to you, the innocent reader.  Please choose from the following:

  • The war in Afghanistan
  • The war in Iraq (yes, it's still going on)
  • The war in Iran (to be called "Operation Oh Shut Up, You Idiot!")
  • The war on drugs (one of my favorites)
  • The war on illegal immigration
  • The war on poverty (lost long ago but still running)
  • The war on Christmas
  • The war on Julian Assange (Operation Oh shut up II)
  • The war on Somali Pirates (Operation Arrrgh!)
  • The war on Kanye West (Operation We're-a not gonna let you finish)
  • The war on infrastructure (Operation StadiumBridge)
  • The war on obesity (Operation Porcoff)
  • The war in Venezuela (Operation Wot-a-wankah)
  • The war on feral pigs (Operation oink-a-wee!)

Please select no more than three (or if you suggest others, limit your total to three or fewer,) since the US military is a bit busy right now.

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